NUTS!

                                                 NUTS!

Insanity's an illness

and I am a carrier.

It must be contagious, you see.

All of my family and

all of my friends,

All seem to catch it from me.

One is on Prozac,

another's in therapy

Someone else is as nuts as can be.

I am the sane one...

or AM I the sane one?

It must be that I am the key.

I make all the trouble.

I drive them all crazy.

I shouldn't be out roaming free.

It isn't their fault, though

They didn't choose it, no,

'Cause I know it is all about ME!

                                                                      written by Rose Altom